Lookit! A mailing list!

Join and you'll get immediate notifications of Adipositivity image updates and news.
 
You'll get discount codes for photo prints which social media won't. (Sorry, The Sosche. You'll still get an Anniversary code every year.)
 
You'll get links to the video series A.S.S. (Ask Substantia Stuff, coming soon!) as soon as they're available to the non-patron genpop.
 
You'll get alerts about drawings and giveaways for Patreon patrons, but swear to Jah, I'll never hound you about becoming a patron. I mean, I may occasionally noodge you, but only sometimes.
 
When Facebook and Instagram delete and ban me (happens on the regular), you'll continue to get updates and news. Plus, you'll know I'm still alive. And kicking. Emphasis on the kicking.
 
You'll probably get other cool stuff I haven't thought of yet.

How often will you hear from me? I dunno. Once a week? Twice at the most.
 
I promise never to use your email for evil. I'll not give, sell, or trade your email address to any person or entity. Even if they offer to send me fresh pignoli cookies from a respected Italian bakery. Oh please god, no one tempt me with fresh pignoli cookies from a respected Italian bakery, okay?
 
SO SUBSCRIBE, WHY DON'T YA?